me and my dude were talking about the the common qualities that tie our groups of friends together, and i decided that all my friends are capital-b Bitches, like people who are decidedly not mean but who are so sick of the world trying to bring them down that they’re aggressively building themselves and their loved ones up, and they have zero time or tolerance for your meaningless shit because they’re busy being Bitches
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
- Camper: how do people not like me? (To her counselor) blanca, how do you have a boyfriend? You have a terrible personality.
- Blanca: it's true. I do. We have the same personality.
At the bar, not drinking, while my friends explore the complexity of life and i just nod along and say yeah, totally.