(Source: englishsnow, via blushing-moon)

too much cayenne pepper. who needs lips.

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minazarei:

asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

(Source: dilfgod, via awkdinosaur)

amaeza:

untruc:

amaeza:

you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.

This is an “inability to respect women” problem.

Which is a male problem.

(Source: deteitte, via beyoncebutt)

theperks:

jake-benge:

rumblefishx:

I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit 

EXCUSE ME

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, Poseidon? 

I would just immediately start crying

(Source: ryulongd, via awkdinosaur)

i’ve eaten over a dozen eggs since wednesday. i am not ashamed of this fact. i love eggs more than most things. 

(Source: iammyurl, via pjcalamity)

i’ve been drinking. do i try to put lipstick on. i won’t keep it on, because i am not comfortable with it, but still. 

i am the most beautiful one handed monster.